Actually, make that 18 things

Last week, barely hours after Independence Day here was over, the stores started switching over their wares from Mother’s Day (in August) to … Christmas decorations.

Santa Claus is already in the aisles. This is so not fair. It’s the middle of freaking September, people!!

Fortunately, they haven’t started playing Christmas music. I think I’d have to kill myself if they did. Ugh.