Funny things in emails

I got into a fairly typical email exchange with Paul, one of our Release Engineers. Since I’m no longer on Rolex, I wanted to be taken off the email lists. This was how it went down:

Me:

Hey Paul,
Now that Torin’s running the Tech show, can you pull me from the Rolex Monitoring alias, please?
*sniff*
Thanks,
G.

Paul:

No. You will forever get paged.
MUAHH HAHAHAHAHAHA

Me:

I don’t get paged. Just emails. And they get dumped into a folder I barely read.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Paul:

Well since I now control the alias… and I know your cell number … well you do the math.

Me:

Well, since I’m moving to Costa Rica and you don’t have my Costa Rican cell number … go right ahead. 😛

Paul:

EPIC FAIL 🙁