Not me, for the record, some other guy.
What is wrong with this dude, eh? I mean, who would actually want to get hoofed in the jewels? That’s not a trivial thing — that hurts. A lot. That’s pain to make you barf.
This is the sort of thing that shows up in movies for comic relief. You’ll note, for the record, that when it happens, women laugh and guys groan. It’s the most dreaded of physical abuses for men. You can pluck out nose hairs, rip out hair, punch us in the kidneys, stab us in the thigh … just no feet where the sun-don’t-shine, please.
I hope this guy gets some help. He really needs it…